Humpty Sharma Ki Dulhania Movie Dialogues

Humpty Sharma Ki Dulhania Movie Info:

- Movie: Humpty Sharma Ki Dulhania
- Cast: Varun Dhawan, Aalia Bhatt
- Music: Sachin - Jigar & Toshi
- Lyrics: Irshad Kamil 7 Kumaar
- Produced By: Hiroo Johar & Karan Johar
- Written & Directed By: Shashank Khaitan
- Release Date: 11th July 2014

Friend: Haye cheaks bhi goory bhai k.

Girl: Tera naam Humpty kiun hai.

Humpty Sharma (Varun Dhawan): Bachpan main na buhat mota tha to mere dost mujhy humpty bulaany lag gye, tab se rakesh ban gaya humpty.

"Sau perteshat (100 %) hai museebat,
Sacha na samjho isko hai wadda lair"

Kavya ( Aalia Bhatt) : Main shadi karun gi to kareena wala designer lehnga pehan kar karun gi, warna dulhy ko tata bye bye kar dun gi.

"Ye dil mera sajna emotional fool hai
Ye dil mera sajna emotional fool hai"

Junior collage mein party de rahe hain, DJ, daru, motton full planing hai.

Kavya: O dedh maheeny baad meri shadi hai.
Humpty: O party itni lambi nai chalny wali, aaj raat tak khatam ho jaye gi.

Humpty: Hot lag rahi ho.
Kavya: Main paida hi hot hui thi.

Kavya: Tu bottle songhta reh jaye ga aur meri khatam ho jaye gi.

Kavya: Tere khali bheeje mein naye naye pakwan pakty rehty hain.

Humpty: Oye, main koi velha TEST-TUBE baby nai hon, Vidia book center ka iklota waris hon main.

Villain: Peene k baad insan dimagh k badly dil se sochny lagta hai. 

Villain: I like to be in CONTROL.

Friend: Agar iski Kavya se na hoti to main is se shadi kar leta.

Humpty: Sirf dimagh bara hai tera, dil itna sa, aur wo to is se bhi chota hai. :P

"Desi dance, dy de chance, crazy ham bhi ho lein ge
Desi dance, dy de chance, crazy ham bhi ho lein ge"

Humpty: Bau je please chor do, Bau je please.